Why You Don’t Want to Date Me

   

It’s extremely rare for me to become interested enough in you to want to spend more than a few hours with you, let alone allow you to regularly put your penis in my body.

Noah Liveblog

   

On Tuesday, April 15th, in Los Angeles, California, I liveblogged a 2:45 p.m. showing of Noah, the Darren Aronofsky film based on the biblical story of Noah’s Ark.

Photographing Your Penis: A Field Guide

   

So you think you have a nice penis? Would you like to immortalize it on the internet forever?